Johnny Cash sucks
Nah, just kidding. He's fine, whatever. I just hate how this guy has turned into Jesus Fucking Christ in the last five years or so.
Hey, hipster douchebags, go back to your Wilco CDs. If Johnny Cash knew you were listening to his music, he would beat you up. You better hope ghosts aren't real or you're in for a world of hurt.
Oh and while I'm at it, Ricky Gervais sucks too.
Fuck you all!
posted by Hollywood Phony at 8:12 AM
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who's Ricky Gervais?
Ricky Gervais is the fat guy who created "The Office". I put up a link. I forgot my blog is huge in Canada. Maybe you guys don't get that show up there. Every "alt.comedy" person in America acts like this guy is the second coming of christ, aka Johnny Cash. The circle is complete.
I'm with you on the Johnny Cash thing. Guy couldn't carry a tune to save his life. That's why he's dead. He and Willie Nelson are, like, the same guy.
I'll have you know I've liked Johnny Cash ever since he guest-voiced on The Simpsons. And then parlayed that fame into a musical career of some kind.
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