I've never watched Crank Yankers, but...

I think if I was on that show, I would have a guy with a thick Indian accent call up a technical support line and ask questions of a white guy who speaks perfect english but have the Indian guy keep getting frustrated because he can't understand what the hell the white guy is saying and be really obnoxious and ask to speak to someone who speaks like a normal human.

There, that was a short post.