I'm a whore

Yes, it's true. I'm a whore. For ratings.

So go here and read my hilarious story and vote for it but only if you're going to give it a "5" which is the highest rating. Even if you don't like it, give it a 5 cuz who cares anyway? Just do it.

I'm now a "contributor" to this website, The Phat Phree and it's the first time my stuff has been actually "published" so I'm pretty excited. Don't let me down. I had heart surgery.